Me: Oh look, horses! Do you want to ride a horse on the beach?
Him: I've never been all that interested in horses.
Me: I wanted to be a horse when I was a kid.
Him: I would have ridden you.
Me: Very funny. Why don't you want to ride a horse now? Horses are intelligent and relational.
Him: Like dogs?
Me: Well, more like cats. I mean, they aren't as obedient as dogs. More independent-minded, like a cat.
Him: So horses are like cats. I don't ride cats.